Declare your doorstep a nonsense-free zone with the No Riff Raff Doormat. Measuring 60 x 40 cm, this cheeky coir mat keeps the riff-raff out and the laughs in. Made from natural coir with a sturdy non-slip backing, it’s tough enough for muddy boots and sharp enough to make a ...Declare your doorstep a nonsense-free zone with the No Riff Raff Doormat.
Measuring 60 x 40 cm, this cheeky coir mat keeps the riff-raff out and the laughs in. Made from natural coir with a sturdy non-slip backing, it’s tough enough for muddy boots and sharp enough to make a statement. Ideal for indoor or outdoor use, it’s a welcome mat with attitude—perfect for those who like their humour dry and their floors clean.
Whether you're warding off unwanted guests or just giving the postie a chuckle, this mat delivers both function and flair. A brilliant gift for housewarmings, new homeowners, or anyone with a low tolerance for nonsense.